Below follow FORBIDDEN WORDS. Avoid those that use these words. Don’t read that which contains these words. Don’t use these words — for the danger of irreversible brain damage: “news” “outrage” “rights” “gross” “scandal” “shocking” “reveals” “exposes” “equality” “controversial” “hack” “flex” “debunks” “secret” “fail” “criticism” “bs detector” “trick” With all seriousness: I think …