Philosophy

Good Theory vs Shit Theory

Good theory is like an edifice

Good theory is an edifice

 

Bad theory is a juvenile fantasy

It’s mashing lego bricks together

It’s doodling a tower with crayons

It’s a castle made of sand

It’s a house of cards

 

Good theory is a structure that doesn’t collapse

 

How does a theory collapse?

Theory has to be one thing — CONSISTENT

When inconsistencies are found — it collapses

Unless those inconsistencies can be resolved — it collapses

Like a house of cards

 

I know that you thought you could erect the Tower of Babel out of cards

Sounded like a great idea

Then you failed

 

Good theory is an edifice

It’s a large, imposing building

It doesn’t collapse

Someone thought it through

Made sure it won’t collapse

It doesn’t just look good on pictures, or in your mind’s eye

It stands tall and strong

 

THIS is the difference between BAD theories made by dumb, ignorant, lazy, sensational, conspiratorial, disingenuous people

And GOOD theories, like those made by rigorous scientists, genuine scholars and academics, serious thinkers

The latter know that it’s a building

The final result is irrelevant if they fuck up the fundamentals

There must be no contradictions, no weaknesses,

It must be consistent, congruent, logically sound

If it’s not — then it doesn’t matter if it predicts the second coming, or alien overlords, or quantum teleportation, or donut-shaped planet earth

It’s UTTERLY useless anyway

Because it’s wrong

And it’s wrong because it contains inconsistency

 

But the former don’t care

They confused the thing for what it appeared to be

E = mc² looked mind-boggling, incomprehensible, and was lauded

Believe it or not — a number of morons actually went ahead and believed that mind-boggling, incomprehensible — are the preconditions of a good theory

Then they came up with whatever brilliant conspiracy theory that you had misfortune hearing about

 

And of course you and I, in elementary school — had great theories too

Some of them might have even been true, by accident

But when you grow up — the difference between what SOUNDS GOOD, and what IS GOOD — begins to matter

The difference between what COULD WORK, and what ACTUALLY WORKS — begins to matter

And you start looking for serious theories

 

So no,

that fantastical theory is not bad because it’s fantastical

it’s not bad because it’s coming from someone “just asking questions”

it’s not bad because it’s NOT coming from the establishment

it’s not bad because it’s not coming from a famous or serious or sophisticated writer, thinker, scholar, guru

it’s not bad because it “challenges the status quo”

It’s bad because it’s an inconsistent, incoherent, lazy piece of fucking shit

That was not serious pursuit of truth — but pursuit of vibes, entertainment, sensation, provocation, attention, clout…

 

It’s MOST DEFINITELY not a castle, with 8 m thick walls

It’s an airplane made of paper

It’s a house of cards

It may even look like a castle

But if you ONLY cared to ask if it’s durable — you’d instantly understand

And then you’d know what a good theory is — and what a bad theory is

It’s really not that complicated