Lifestyle

Why New Toys Are Exciting (And Your Life Is Not)

Toys are new = novelty.

First they are new by the very fact that you don’t have them

Second they are new because toys are continuously updated, to keep you enthralled

 

Toys benefit from memetic value

Which itself benefits from scarcity

We want that which others want. The more we don’t know what we ourselves want — the more we want what others have. And we barely ever know what we want

And that which the world wants is built in directly into scarcity

That which is scarce by definition can be held by only a few

Therefore remains NEW and EXOTIC to others

That alone makes it more in demand, because we want that which is new, and that which is special

And that slight increase in demand from the average person, multiplied by the vast majority of people NOT having it — explodes the price. The more people want something, the greater the chance that some of them are willing to pay more, if threatened by supply running out

But this in turn makes it even more desirable — because now the value we project onto it is actually projected outwards, reified into concrete number, the price

So it’s a vicious circle

 

Which is why every product must have cheapo garbage version for those who want to have it, irrespective of the function (sacrificed to drive the price down)

Then normal price for those that want just the function,

then higher price for those who want to feel they get more value, because they can,

and much higher price for those entranced by DESIRE divorced from all genuine function or genuine individuality

 

Now, back to your mediocre, boring, pathetic little life

There’s only as much new there as you make it

And for that NEW you have to pay the REAL price.

Price of your energy, your attention, your time

You can’t just buy something with a label “NEW” plastered on it

 

And there’s only as much VALUE as your capacity to VALUE

Because no one walks behind you and pats you on the back and stamps a 1000$ label on top of every though and every opinion and every turd you produced

At best your remunerative work is reflected in real number: number of sales, number of dollars charged

But not your passions, not your well being, not your emotions, not your ideas, not your relationships, not your love life, not your health

GRANTED we have been doing ALL in our power to put a price on the latter too

Prostituting every aspect of our lives on the internet, with faint hope that someone puts some number on it, some number of likes, some number of views

But that thankfully is unsustainable for most — because thankfully genuinely most people don’t give a fuck about you so much — they only give a fuck about themselves

So alas you get no NUMBER on your life, to tell you how much VALUE it has

So it’s rather unexciting

Unlike a new expensive car

 

Indeed, even the most impressive of us,

the most happy to brag, and the most fortunate to have something to brag about, have someone to brag to, and someone to impress,

even they get bored

and wait for the fucking toy

 

Oh and what happens if the monetary price becomes meaningless?

What happens when you can afford anything?

Well we look for a new toy

 

And that is often healthier,

And that is often SICKER,

It’s healthier for it becomes a bit more complicated than just looking for something with the highest price, looking for the world to tell us what to value

But it’s less healthy if we use the same mindset in selecting that next thing

If we still 100% rely on the world, on anything but ourselves — in determining the price

Perhaps now we want more fame

Or more power

Perhaps we get interested in politics, because it’s such an inspiring thing after all, right

Or perhaps all we can do is clown online

Though the two seem less and less differentiated

 

Of course it’s all futile

The answer is within, banal as it sounds

If you can’t get excited about going for a walk — then nothing will excite you much anyway

If you can get excited just thinking, or just walking, or better yet just sitting and watching, or better yet just sitting and observing within — do that and you unlock infinite excitement

AND simultaneously utterly devalue the false gods

WHICH in turn makes you value the REAL GODS only more

Because they no longer come out tepid in comparison to false gods

Opposite becomes true — the REAL gods, the REAL life — are the most real, the most exhilarating, the most beautiful, the most marvelous, the most sexy thing under the sun — IN comparison with the fake and plastic and stupid and flashy

 

…which again is not to say that our world’s products are so vain

That’s not the point, and I LOVE all my predecessors and brothers have created

The point is that your INDIVIDUAL EXPERIENCE, INDIVIDUAL PERCEPTION, INDIVIDUAL PERSPECTIVE…

…and INDIVIDUAL PASSION, INDIVIDUAL WORK, INDIVIDUAL PURPOSE…

are INFINITELY more exhilarating than someone else’s

and infinitely more satisfying

the false, the someone-else’s, CAN’T possibly be satisfying, because it’s predicated on a lie, it’s predicated on you ASSUMING that it will have value because others value it, because others put a price on it

It only looks satisfying as long as you don’t have it

And it’s so designed that you shall never have it

 

…While that which you can have, you reject

Because it’s scary to OWN WHAT YOU ARE, OWN WHAT YOU WANT

You’d rather want what others want

Do what others want you to do

That is less scary

So you can NEVER permit yourself to VALUE what you VALUE

To cherish what you have

That is too dangerous

The world will think you’re a failure, and despise you and reject you

 

But it’s you who must reject the world

Reject there where it can’t authentically, can’t actually better you

There where it imposes itself on you, and in turn unifies it’s individual components, and in turn destroys itself, bereaves itself of it’s heterogeneity and therefore life

But it starts with you, since you’re the individual,

It’s you who must get excited

It’s you who must YOURSELF find yourself a TOY

Not wait for your mommy to give it to you

You find a stick or two and make a sword

You become the knight

You feel courage and power

 

THIS is how life should feel like

It should as inspiring as it felt when you GOT YOUR TOY

EVERYTHING YOU DO should be your plaything

Everything you do should be fun

JOY is how you do everything

You don’t wait for joy

You don’t wait for a toy

You don’t wait for the world to approve it

You don’t wait for anyone to put a price on it, tell you that it’s valuable and worthwhile

YOU put a price on it

YOU do what the fuck you want

YOU do what you genuinely value

You play

 

JUST play

Look around your dull, mediocre, pathetic life,

and CONCEIVE of it being AS MUCH FUN as the BEST OF TOYS,

Then MAKE IT SO

Emotionally, through the power of your attention, thoughts, attitudes,

And practically — through DOING

 

Just play

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